10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Wife Joke)

Bride Still a Virgin Wife Joke

Funny Wife Joke

A lawyer recently married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, the wife tells her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be? You’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, the wife replies, Husband #1 was a . . .

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Honey That’s Not Really Helping – Funny Wife Joke

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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you . . .

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