40 Funny One-Liners (Jokes)

By ThinkNice Admin, on March 4th, 2012%
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Funny Short Jokes

Here’s a collection of 40 of the funniest one-liners you’ll ever find. Use these funny, short jokes to spice up your daily conversations or to entertain your friends.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The early . . .

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Honey That’s Not Really Helping – Funny Wife Joke

By ThinkNice Admin, on August 28th, 2010%
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you . . .

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