Funny Wife Joke
A lawyer recently married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, the wife tells her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be? You’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, the wife replies, Husband #1 was a . . .
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So the Coach Says to the Team… Listen Up Men… I’m Changing Our Team Name to “The Possums”
One of the Players Says… “What… Why Coach?”
Coach… Because We Play Dead at Home and Get Killed on the Road!
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you . . .
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