February 23, 2017

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Wife Joke)

Bride Wife Joke

Funny Wife Joke A lawyer recently married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, the wife tells her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be? You’ve been married ten times?” “Well, the wife replies, Husband #1 was a sales rep. He kept telling me ... Read More »

Honey That’s Not Really Helping – Funny Wife Joke

Hot Woman Not Helping with Cop Ticket

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have ... Read More »