40 Funny One-Liners (Jokes)

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Funny Short Jokes

Here’s a collection of 40 of the funniest one-liners you’ll ever find. Use these funny, short jokes to spice up your daily conversations or to entertain your friends.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The early . . .

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How to Take the Last Doughnut

How to Take the Last Doughnut

Hold the doughnut aloft and announce, “This is the last one. Does anyone want to split it with me?” Touch as much of the doughnut’s surface area as possible.

Warning… This will work on everyone, except the co-worker that doesn’t give a crap about germs. This person will eat the doughnut out of . . .

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Favorites of Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme (20 Pics)

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“Sheltering Suburban Mom” Meme

Below we have a collection of 20 of our favorites from the “Sheltering Suburban Mom” meme. Enjoy!

Images Via . . .

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Funny Commercial about Hooking Up

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This amusing commercial was created to plug a dating advice book called 11 Points Guide to Hooking Up. Having read the book, I can assure you that it’s not only hilarious but also filled with practical advice. The commercial was filmed in Virginia, which is also where the film Lincoln is currently being . . .

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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Wife Joke)

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Funny Wife Joke

A lawyer recently married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, the wife tells her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be? You’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, the wife replies, Husband #1 was a . . .

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Two Zebras Talking… (Joke)

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Two Zebras Are Talking And One Asks The Other… “Am I Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes?”

The Other Zebra Replies… “Well I Don’t Know. You Should Pray To God About That And Ask Him.”

So That Night The First . . .

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Wish I Was Al Bundy

I Wish I Was Al Bundy

Watching Married with Children at Age 12 Versus Age 32

Watching Married with Children at age 12… – Crappy Job – Crappy Car – Nagging Wife

Watching Married with Children at age 32… – Nice House – Stable Job – Hot Wife Who Wants To Have Sex All The Time

Damn, I wish . . .

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Funny Pictures (20 Funny Pics)

White People Are Crazy

20 Hilariously Funny Random Images

Today we feature a good mix of funny pictures and illustrations. Enjoy…

I know what he’s thinking… “Damn. White people are CRAZY!” I’m sure there’s more than one husband out there that wouldn’t mind staying at a place like this while his wife goes shopping. This might be going . . .

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Funny Facebook Post – Told By Teacher

Funny Facebook Post - Told By Teacher

Funny Facebook Post

Monique I hope Mrs. Johanson is at the reunion, she was the best teacher/my favorite of all CHS! Thomas YAYA!!i had her too! Larry WTF that lady was youre favorite teacher?!? she a bitch cuz of her i had 2 take summer school! Johanson Sadly, I will not be able . . .

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The Most Lazy Cat You Will Ever See (25 Pics)

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Laziest Cat Ever

Most of you out there probably know about Garfield, the world’s most famous lazy cat. Well, below we have his real life brother. This adorable cat makes Garfield look like a whirlwind of energy and motion. This cute cat has a great life… Doing whatever he wants, eating and sleeping all . . .

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