July 10, 2014

Jokes

40 Funny One-Liners (Jokes)

Funny Mouse

Funny Short Jokes Here’s a collection of 40 of the funniest one-liners you’ll ever find. Use these funny, short jokes to spice up your daily conversations or to entertain your friends. 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. The early bird might get the worm, but ... Read More »

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Wife Joke)

Bride Wife Joke

Funny Wife Joke A lawyer recently married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, the wife tells her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be? You’ve been married ten times?” “Well, the wife replies, Husband #1 was a sales rep. He kept telling me ... Read More »

Two Zebras Talking… (Joke)

Zebra Photo

Two Zebras Are Talking And One Asks The Other… “Am I Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes?” The Other Zebra Replies… “Well I Don’t Know. You Should Pray To God About That And Ask Him.” So That Night The First Zebra Did Just That… He Prayed To God And Asked If He Was Black With White Stripes ... Read More »

Blondes Facebook Joke

Blondes Facebook Joke

Grady: Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. Emma: So, what kind of tracks ... Read More »

Pregnant Blonde — Funny Blonde Joke

hot pregnant blonde

Pregnant Blonde Neighbor Joke So, the other day I was out in the yard and my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, “I ... Read More »

Honey That’s Not Really Helping – Funny Wife Joke

Hot Woman Not Helping with Cop Ticket

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.” Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have ... Read More »

World’s Funniest Joke

woman laughing

The World’s Funniest Joke has been Discovered by Professor Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire Professor Wiseman created a world famous, year long project that set out to discover the world’s funniest joke. The project was called, appropriately enough, LaughLab. The project goals were simple… Find and identify the funniest joke in the world. The means to the discovery ... Read More »

Joke of the Month – August 2010

Your Momma is So Fat Jokes Fat Women in Bikinis

Your Momma Is So Fat… Vote for Your Favorite Joke Punchline! Your Momma Jokes!! Vote for your favorite “Your Momma is So Fat…” joke below. This joke will run until September 1, 2010. Check back often to see the results. And the winner is: Your Momma Is So Fat… When She Goes to the Movies, She Sits Next to EVERYONE. ... Read More »