Funny Short Jokes
Here’s a collection of 40 of the funniest one-liners you’ll ever find. Use these funny, short jokes to spice up your daily conversations or to entertain your friends.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. The early . . .
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Funny Wife Joke
A lawyer recently married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, the wife tells her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be? You’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, the wife replies, Husband #1 was a . . .
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Two Zebras Are Talking And One Asks The Other… “Am I Black With White Stripes Or White With Black Stripes?”
The Other Zebra Replies… “Well I Don’t Know. You Should Pray To God About That And Ask Him.”
So That Night The First . . .
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Grady: Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit . . .
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So the Coach Says to the Team… Listen Up Men… I’m Changing Our Team Name to “The Possums”
One of the Players Says… “What… Why Coach?”
Coach… Because We Play Dead at Home and Get Killed on the Road!
Pregnant Blonde Neighbor Joke
So, the other day I was out in the yard and my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down . . .
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.” The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.”
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don’t be silly dear, you . . .
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The World’s Funniest Joke has been Discovered by Professor Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire
Professor Wiseman created a world famous, year long project that set out to discover the world’s funniest joke. The project was called, appropriately enough, LaughLab.
The project goals were simple… Find and identify the funniest joke in the . . .
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Your Momma Is So Fat… Vote for Your Favorite Joke Punchline!
Your Momma Jokes!! Vote for your favorite “Your Momma is So Fat…” joke below. This joke will run until September 1, 2010. Check back often to see the results.
And the winner is: Your Momma Is So Fat… When She Goes to . . .
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