Awesome Barney Stinson Quotes
If you don’t watch the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother, start watching immediately. If you do watch the show, you’ll love the awesomeness of these 10 Barney Stinson picture quotes. Enjoy!
Barney Stinson Quote: “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green – I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro-I’m Broda!”
“Suits are full of joy. They’re the sartorial equivalent of a baby’s smile.” – Barney Stinson Quote
“Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.” – Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson Quotes – “The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she’s 17 years, 11 months old.”
“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.” – Barney Stinson Quotes
“God, it’s me, Barney. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.” – Barney Stinson
Barney Stinson Quotes – “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
“When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.” – Barney Stinson Quote
Barney Stinson Quote – “I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, overthirty’s. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.”
“The point is, marriage is stupid. Every day new 22-year olds go into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they’re getting dumber.” – Barney Stinson Quote
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