February 22, 2017

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Wife Joke)

Funny Wife Joke

A lawyer recently married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, the wife tells her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
Virgin Wife Joke Bride Photo
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be? You’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, the wife replies, Husband #1 was a sales rep. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.”

Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.”

Husband #4 was in telemarketing. And, even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to do research, implementation, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.”

Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”


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